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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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