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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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