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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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