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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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