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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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