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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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