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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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