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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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