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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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