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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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