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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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