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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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