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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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