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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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