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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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