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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

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It left him cents-less.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

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It couldn't function.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

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I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What number does a train say?

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Two - Two.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

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Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

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A porcupine.

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What three letters are not our friend?

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NME

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

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Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

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The pound.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

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Because they are romantics.

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Where is restraint within us?

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In hibitions.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

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Chick peace.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

What three letters are not our friend?

NME

How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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