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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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