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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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