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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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