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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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