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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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