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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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