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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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