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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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