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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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