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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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