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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

369

How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

571

Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

1909

How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

1534

Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

1985

How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

102

Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

2101

Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

2012