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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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