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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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