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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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