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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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