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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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