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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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