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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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