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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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