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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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