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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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