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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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