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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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