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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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