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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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