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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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