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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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