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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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