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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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