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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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