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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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