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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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