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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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