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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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