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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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