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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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