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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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