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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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