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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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