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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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