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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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