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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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