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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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