Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

2585
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

2337
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

1129
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

2020
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

998
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

542
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

1144
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

418
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

409
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

2930
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

847
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

913