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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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