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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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