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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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