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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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