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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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