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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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