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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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