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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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